Top 5 reasons that I know I'm going crazy

1. I keep trying to "like" my e-mails

2. I have to stop myself from feeding my daughter my last bite of food like she's the dog

3. My to-do list has 6 things on it, 3 of them are repeats...

4. I have to stop myself from scratching behind my daughter's ears like she's the dog.

5. I keep telling my daughter to "stay" like she's the dog